Each Fully Professed Sister brings their own unique vision to The Abbey of St. Joan. Their individual passions shape their personal mission, which in turn, expands the scope of the entire Order.
- Sister Abba Cadabra
- Sister Alison Chains / Brother Gary Curter
- Sister Amoré Flagellare
- Sister Anja Knees
- Sister Anna Waywego
- Sister Aura Lee Fixated
- Sister Babylon Anon
- Sister Bebe Jeebus
- Sister Berna Bush
- Sister Bertha Christ
- Sister Beyoncé Ving
- Sister Caddie Lac DeVille
- Sister Castaspella New, the Nun too Bewitched
- Sister Castrata Stigmata Banana Fana Fo Fata/Brother Otto Erotik
- Sister Chiqieata Banenea
- Sister Christiana Puregaëspella Metroform (Metro)
- Sister Coochie Von Beaverhausen
- Sister Dawnna Creation
- Sister Daya Reckoning
- Sister Demanda Morehead
- Sister Diana Nirvana
- Sister Dinah Douche
- Sister Domine’ Trix
- Sister Edith Moorecock
- Sister Enchantress De Noir
- Sister Eva Destruction
- Sister Feral Streep
- Sister Gae Anna Proud
- Sister Gladys Pantzarhoff
- Sister Glo Euro N’Wei
- Sister Helen Jenny Tulls
- Sister Hellfire N. Dalmatians
- Sister Hillda Billy
- Sister Isabella Ringing
- Sister Ivanna Manda Lei
- Sister Jacklyn Hyde
- Sister Juno Iluvu
- Sister Karma Za Betch
- Sister Katie Kizum
- Sister Kitten Kaboodle
- Sister Lilith Faerie
- Sister Lita Stogie of the Moaning Sisal / Friar Stogie of the Eternal Soaken Briquette
- Sister Lotus A’Bowl
- Sister Lucky Pierre
- Sister Lucy Furr
- Sister Lydia Tu Temptation
- Sister Maria Caffeina Mocha Latté
- Sister Marilyn MOAN-Roe
- Sister Medusa Oblongata
- Sister MRSA Kitt
- Sister Nadia Ahnwilda
- Sister Naga Baba Ganesh
- Sister Nova Gyna
- Sister Oblivia Neutron Bomb
- Sister Olive Thatten Moore
- Sister Paddlemé Tooshie
- Sister Pussywillow Wilchenot
- Sister Rolanda Kahndom
- Sister Rubba G. Spot
- Sister Salomé Getzhed
- Sister Sanka DeMayo
- Sister Sharon Sharalike
- Sister Sonata Innocent
- Sister Stella Standing
- Sister Titty Titty Gang Bang
- Sister Urah Nuff-Trouble
- Sister Velma Mae Ormaynot
- Sister Venus Eartha Mars
- Sister Victoria Secretions
- Sister VixXxen
- Sister Yuriko Lomein