Category: Inactive

Sisters that are members of the Abbey but have not been actively attending our meeting for over a year.

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Sister Feral Streep

Rare Species Listing and Photographs for –

  • Common Name: Sister Faye Laetio
  • Scientific Name: Fellatrix Indulgencia
  • Species Group: Nun
  • Historic Range: North American West Coast ranging from Vancouver, BC, Canada south to Portland, OR, USA and occasionally beyond.
  • Behaviors*: Spreading joy, squashing guilt, promoting self-love of various varieties, fundraising, latex and polyurethane propagation, sexual freedom advocation, tearing up dancefloors.

*WARNING: If this animal approaches and suggests smiling “like a donut”, elude pursuit and contact your nearest Nun Control Office. This species is recognizable by its brightly colored facial markings and the unmistakable smell of a vintage store. Beware of possible blinding hazard from its overuse of rhinestone decoration.

 

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    Sister Eva Destruction

    “Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.” — Dorothy Parker

     

     

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    Sister Dinah Douche

    “Sister Dinah Douche of the Immaculate Colonic” – Now with Soft, Flexible Comfortip. (patent pending)

    Use for occasional expiation of stigmatic guilt and promulgation of your universal joy.

    Rectal Use Only

    With steady pressure, gently insert Sister Dinah Douche of the Immaculate Colonic into your rectum with a slight side-to-side movement with the tip pointing to your navel. Insertion may be easier if you bear down, as if having a bowel movement. This helps relax the muscles around the anus and your guilt.

    Do not force Dinah into rectum, as this will rip you to shreds!

    Squeeze Dinah until all her love is inside you. It is not necessary to empty Dinah completely, as she has more love than needed.

    For best results, insert and remove Dinah repeatedly (100-200 times), maintain your position until Dinah’s urge to evacuate is strong (usually 1-5 minutes).

    Ask a doctor before using Dinah if you:

    • are a “total top”
    • have an irrational fear of clowns
    • are allergic to grease paint or glitter
    • or the smell of balls in pantyhose is a turnoff to you

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      Sister Dawnna Creation

       

       

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      Sister Coochie Von Beaverhausen

       

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        Fully Professed Inactive Ordained Minister Sisters

        Sister Castaspella New, the Nun too Bewitched

        …an excerpt from Sister Cass’s Book of Magic and Mystery! pg 69(of course)

        A spell to create a witch nun:

        • Begin with a dream.
        • Add good humor and wicked wit.
        • Blend with lots of love and lots of laughter.
        • Beat in some common sense and community awareness.
        • Pour into a male mold and sprinkle with female intuition.
        • Smother with magic, mysticism, sensuality and sex.
        • Bake until larger than life, and that’s just the right size.
        • Now sit back and watch as she rises to the occasion.

        Beware, this formula has been known to enchant and embrace all walks of life.  She may just cast a spell on YOU.

         

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        Sister Beyoncé Ving

         

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          Fully Professed Inactive Ordained Minister Sisters

          Sister Bebe Jeebus

          Welcome to an exciting episode of “Holy Cribs”

          Tonight we have Sister Bebe Jeebus of the not-so-Immaculate Manger. Some people think she was born in a barn. Pffft

          In the center of the room is the manger, the queen sized manger of love.

          In the corner are the beautiful things that represent Bebe.

          Glitter, for shining the golden ray of the sun even in the dark.

          White face: a symbol and reflection of the love and acceptance around her

          Condoms: for safety and an expression of love and respect of others

          “If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love because we fear pain or loss, then our lives will be empty, our loss greater.” – Margaret Weis

           

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            Sister Babylon Anon

            “I Lived!”

            Agnes Gooch
            Auntie Mame
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            Sister Anna Waywego

            I started my journey with The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence in 2007 as many do – seeing the good work they do, the joy and positive energy they spread, and all the wonderful progressive non-profits they raise funds for.

            It did not take me long to see how significant, deep, and profound the impact the Sisters have on the community. There really is ‘magic in the mask’ that is our tradition of wearing whiteface. It seems it both allows the public to interact with us in a way that is far more familiar, personal, and intimate than if we were just out as our secular-selves.

            The stories, trials, successes, and tribulations people have shared with me have transformed how I look at myself, our community, and the work we do. People just cannot get enough of being loved on and adored – that is a big part of what I try to do as a Sister. It seems no matter how much I give out it comes back to me tenfold. If only we could all be more giving to each other, imagine the impact it would have!

            Love and blessings, Sister Anna Waywego

             

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