Contact Sister Medusa Oblongata
Category: Inactive
Sisters that are members of the Abbey but have not been actively attending our meeting for over a year.
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Sister Marilyn MOAN-Roe
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Sister Lucy Furr
Isn’t she stunning?
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Sister Lotus A’Bowl
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Sister Katie Kizum
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Sister Glo is an HIV educator and gay men’s health advocate. She is drawn to sparkly objects and believes that glitter and the transformative power of love in action are necessary to gay men’s health and wellness.
Contact Sister Glo Euro N’Wei
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Sister Gae Anna Proud
“I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you do, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” — Maya Angelou
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Sister Eva Destruction
“Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.” — Dorothy Parker
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Sister Dinah Douche
“Sister Dinah Douche of the Immaculate Colonic” – Now with Soft, Flexible Comfortip. (patent pending)
Use for occasional expiation of stigmatic guilt and promulgation of your universal joy.
Rectal Use Only
With steady pressure, gently insert Sister Dinah Douche of the Immaculate Colonic into your rectum with a slight side-to-side movement with the tip pointing to your navel. Insertion may be easier if you bear down, as if having a bowel movement. This helps relax the muscles around the anus and your guilt.
Do not force Dinah into rectum, as this will rip you to shreds!
Squeeze Dinah until all her love is inside you. It is not necessary to empty Dinah completely, as she has more love than needed.
For best results, insert and remove Dinah repeatedly (100-200 times), maintain your position until Dinah’s urge to evacuate is strong (usually 1-5 minutes).
Ask a doctor before using Dinah if you:
- are a “total top”
- have an irrational fear of clowns
- are allergic to grease paint or glitter
- or the smell of balls in pantyhose is a turnoff to you
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Sister Dawnna Creation
