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Sister Velma Mae Ormaynot

 

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    Sister Titty Titty Gang Bang

    The reason I am a Sister…….When I was seventeen I met a wonderful man named Richard. We laughed, we danced, we loved. A part of me died the day he told me he was sick. I lost another part of myself the he died. Not one day has gone by that I don’t stop to remember him. We have lost so many. Everyone has a Richard. I don’t want anyone to have to miss someone as much as I miss my Richard ever again. If I can save just one other person’s Richard from AIDS, save them from the pain and the loss, then what better way to honor my friend? The reason I am a Sister…….Richard Valencia. I love you!

    Sister Titty Titty Gang Bang

    “Sometimes, I just miss my friend…” –Red, The Shawshank Redemption

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    Sister Lita Stogie of the Moaning Sisal / Friar Stogie of the Eternal Soaken Briquette

    Friar Stogie of the  Eternal Soaken Briquette was born and raised in America’s Finest City of San Diego in 2005 along with his paternal twin sister – Sister Lita Stogie of the Moaning Sisal.

    At the beginning, Sister Lita took the reins of the two personas in assisting the others (11 Sisters and 2 guards) in the formation of The Asylum of the Torture Heart – The San Diego Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.

    Both siblings, Friar Stogie and Sister Lita, are dedicated to the promulgation of universal joy and the expiation of stigmatic guilt.  Sister Lita enjoys a sweet Punch cigar when she works closely with the Lesbian and Gay Rodeo Communities.  While Friar Stogie steps up to the plate and burns up a CAO maduro Brasilia cigar while he works with the Bears, Leather/Fetish/Kink and recently the Transgender Communities

    In the cool winter days of the 2007 during the wildfires of San Diego, Friar Stogie/Sister Lita and along with his family decided a change was in order, so they packed their stuffs and moved to the Pacific North West.  By the beginning of 2008, the family settled in Olympia, WA and soon after Friar Stogie / Sister Lita requested a transfer to The Abbey of St. Joan.

    When Friar Stogie is in town, he can usually be found at The Cuff Complex dancing or sitting outside enjoying a nice large cigar.  Friar Stogie is a professional photographer when not in the Olympia monastery.  His work can he seen at http://www.flickr.com/people/friarstogie/. You can also check out Friar Stogie on Facebook.

     

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    Sister Sonata Innocent

    Sr. Sonata proudly joins a long line Sisters who face the world tits-out and beauty-strong! Gender is such a loosey-goosey thing. Don’t cha think? (It is for Sonata!) Butch, femme, innocent and, well, not so innocent are all wrapped up in one package.

    Sonata first encountered the San Francisco Sisters at the national Bi conference in 1995 (yes! They have one of those!) as she joined the leadership of BiNet USA. Little did she know that her attraction to fun, pretty things would be her redemption in years to come.

    For years she in her work. She wandered the deep dark forests of hate, abuse, torture, disease and death. She gave witness to the terrible and unjust things that happen in this world. She organized and mobilized to make a difference. She was certain that she was on her way to living sainthood! …until she burned herself out.

    Poor little Sonata grew weary of carrying the World on her shoulders. Like the Giving Tree, she had nothing left to offer the Planet…or so she thought. Her path brought her to Seattle. There, she hoped to find healing & happiness among the trees & mountains – and with a couple of happy little munchkins.

    Her simple, but powerful manifesto was posted on FB. Her mission was to gather joyful experiences. Then, by a series of lucky events, she found the sisters again in the form of ASL teachers at the Cuff. What? Who knew that serving her fellow beings could be so much fun and so glittery all at the same time? Becoming a sister was just the medicine she needed.

    Now Sonata spends her days and nights finding her inner beauty and manifesting love, joy and glitter. She is currently on a mission across the US to gather more experiences and reflect them back to the Universe. Look for her glittery broach in the night sky!  (If that doesn’t work for you just check out Facebook for her latest coordinates.)

    Favorite links:

    • International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission
    • Amnesty International
    • Al-Fatiha
    • National Gay and Lesbian Taskforce
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      Sister Sharon Sharalike

       

       

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      Sister Salomé Getzhed

       

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        Sister Rubba G. Spot

         

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          Sister Rolanda Kahndom

          If you’ll recall, way back in July of 2009, there was a large explosion at the local condom factory, caused by a glitter truck running a red light…  A glittery being came out of the mess in rubbery fabulousness! Baby Kahndom was born, and soon she found herself suckling from the glittery tits of the Sisters (Isabella Ringing, Amore Flagellare and Edith Moorecock). They took her under their veils and filled her with their love and light in the sparkly way each of them could.

          Now that glittery being is a full grown Sister. She spreads love, glitter and rubbery condom-goodness throughout the community with a smile (and some lube!). If you see her out, please feel free to walk right up and get a world-class Kahndom hug from her! It’s one of her specialties! And, if you have questions about condoms and their use (that being her other specialty), ask her about that, too! She’ll even give FREE DEMO’s! All YOU have to do is supply the ‘instrument’ and she will take care of you!  She is just that kind of a Sister.

          Find Sister Rolanda on Facebook – http://www.facebook.com/people/Rolanda-Kahndom/100000915183359

           

           

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          Sister Paddlemé Tooshie

           

          Spank and Tickle from Sister Paddleme’ Tooshie

          I have beleaguered the Seattle Sisters with my presence for the past decade or so. I know it seems like a lifetime- -it has! My life before was dark and tortuous. For some reason Uncle Sam thought my feathered eyelashes didn’t fit under the “good order and discipline” of the United States Navy. Fine! I kept the “discipline” and went to another “order.”

          I love being a servant of Seattle through the Abbey of Saint Joan. I get so much joy from talking and sharing with others. My mission has changed over the years. It has now evolved into; I want you to see you from my eyes. You are so beautiful and you deserve to make smart choices with your body.

          May you be blessed with love, joy and a little mischief.

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          Sister Olive Thatten Moore