Category: Board

Board members of the Abbey of St Joan

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Board Canoness (Secretary) Fully Professed Ordained Minister Sisters

Sister Mari Kona de la Verga

I’m your local bilingual babe spreading joy throughout the greater Seattle area and beyond! After updating both “Play Fair!” and “¡Juega bien!”, I have spent my time hitting up every bingo, bar, and bacchanal to remind the Queer community of one thing: Do not take yourself so seriously you forget to have fun!

Soy tu bichota bilingüe difundiendo la alegría por Seattle y el resto del mundo. Después de actualizar tanto “Play Fair!” como “¡Juega bien!”, yo me he dedicado a pasar por cada sala de lotería, bar o baccanal para recordar a la comunidad Queer de una cosa: ¡No te tomes tan en serio que olvidas divertirte!

Sister Mari responds to “Hey you!”, “Sister Mari!”, “SISTER!”, “Sor Mari”, “¡Guapa!”, “¡Puta!”, and other accurate flatteries.

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At Large Board Fully Professed Sisters

Sister Mia Schweinsteiger

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Board Fully Professed Mistress of Web Ordained Minister Sisters

Sister Berna Bush/Brother Jackson Jaxoff

Hailing from the hills in the eastern-side of the Cascades, Bernadette Bush (Berna) grew up on the internet looking to the rainbow tinged city of the west, and under the watch of gaggles of Lesbians. After making scenes and dreaming big schemes, she gallivanted down to Portland, where she found this odd set of white-faced drag clowns. Befriending a few, she, a young professional lady of drinking joined them and elevated to Novice. After 10+ year journey through deserts, forests and liberal arts school: she is back, in Seattle, with her full-grown wimple. She is back to making scenes and dreaming big schemes.

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Board Fully Professed Mistress of Novices Sisters

Sister MRSA Kitt

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Board Deaconess (Treasurer) Fully Professed Mistress of UNPC Sisters

Sister Paddlemé Tooshie

 

Spank and Tickle from Sister Paddleme’ Tooshie

I have beleaguered the Seattle Sisters with my presence for the past decade or so. I know it seems like a lifetime- -it has! My life before was dark and tortuous. For some reason Uncle Sam thought my feathered eyelashes didn’t fit under the “good order and discipline” of the United States Navy. Fine! I kept the “discipline” and went to another “order.”

I love being a servant of Seattle through the Abbey of Saint Joan. I get so much joy from talking and sharing with others. My mission has changed over the years. It has now evolved into; I want you to see you from my eyes. You are so beautiful and you deserve to make smart choices with your body.

May you be blessed with love, joy and a little mischief.

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At Large Board Fully Professed Mistress of UNPC Sisters

Sister Castrata Stigmata Banana Fana Fo Fata/Brother Otto Erotik