Category: Inactive

Sisters that are members of the Abbey but have not been actively attending our meeting for over a year.

Sister Dinah Douche

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Post date May 23, 2011

“Sister Dinah Douche of the Immaculate Colonic” – Now with Soft, Flexible Comfortip. (patent pending)

Use for occasional expiation of stigmatic guilt and promulgation of your universal joy.

Rectal Use Only

With steady pressure, gently insert Sister Dinah Douche of the Immaculate Colonic into your rectum with a slight side-to-side movement with the tip pointing to your navel. Insertion may be easier if you bear down, as if having a bowel movement. This helps relax the muscles around the anus and your guilt.

Do not force Dinah into rectum, as this will rip you to shreds!

Squeeze Dinah until all her love is inside you. It is not necessary to empty Dinah completely, as she has more love than needed.

For best results, insert and remove Dinah repeatedly (100-200 times), maintain your position until Dinah’s urge to evacuate is strong (usually 1-5 minutes).

Ask a doctor before using Dinah if you:

are a “total top”
have an irrational fear of clowns
are allergic to grease paint or glitter
or the smell of balls in pantyhose is a turnoff to you

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Sister Dawnna Creation

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Post date May 23, 2011

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Fully Professed Inactive Ordained Minister Sisters

Sister Castaspella New, the Nun too Bewitched

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Post date May 23, 2011

…an excerpt from Sister Cass’s Book of Magic and Mystery! pg 69(of course)

A spell to create a witch nun:

Begin with a dream.
Add good humor and wicked wit.
Blend with lots of love and lots of laughter.
Beat in some common sense and community awareness.
Pour into a male mold and sprinkle with female intuition.
Smother with magic, mysticism, sensuality and sex.
Bake until larger than life, and that’s just the right size.
Now sit back and watch as she rises to the occasion.

Beware, this formula has been known to enchant and embrace all walks of life. She may just cast a spell on YOU.

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Fully Professed Inactive Sisters

Sister Beyoncé Ving

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Post date May 23, 2011

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Fully Professed Inactive Ordained Minister Sisters

Sister Bebe Jeebus

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Post date May 23, 2011

Welcome to an exciting episode of “Holy Cribs”

Tonight we have Sister Bebe Jeebus of the not-so-Immaculate Manger. Some people think she was born in a barn. Pffft

In the center of the room is the manger, the queen sized manger of love.

In the corner are the beautiful things that represent Bebe.

Glitter, for shining the golden ray of the sun even in the dark.

White face: a symbol and reflection of the love and acceptance around her

Condoms: for safety and an expression of love and respect of others

“If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love because we fear pain or loss, then our lives will be empty, our loss greater.” – Margaret Weis

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Sister Babylon Anon

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Post date May 23, 2011

“I Lived!”
Agnes Gooch
Auntie Mame

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Sister Anna Waywego

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Post date May 23, 2011

I started my journey with The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence in 2007 as many do – seeing the good work they do, the joy and positive energy they spread, and all the wonderful progressive non-profits they raise funds for.

It did not take me long to see how significant, deep, and profound the impact the Sisters have on the community. There really is ‘magic in the mask’ that is our tradition of wearing whiteface. It seems it both allows the public to interact with us in a way that is far more familiar, personal, and intimate than if we were just out as our secular-selves.

The stories, trials, successes, and tribulations people have shared with me have transformed how I look at myself, our community, and the work we do. People just cannot get enough of being loved on and adored – that is a big part of what I try to do as a Sister. It seems no matter how much I give out it comes back to me tenfold. If only we could all be more giving to each other, imagine the impact it would have!

Love and blessings, Sister Anna Waywego

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Sister Anja Knees

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Post date May 23, 2011

“Well hello. I’m Sister Anja Knees, previously God Neptune’s head mistress. I came to the Sisters in 2001 as Guard Boy Kraven until I one day felt The Calling and became Sister Tantra Q. Phoria, w/Sis. Lotus A Bowl as my Big Sister.

I joined because I’d felt a need for connection with my LGBT Family, which as a shy little manlet I wasn’t very good at. Seeing the Sisters connect with mostly everyone, I had to be involved. Learning of the good work that the Sisters devote themselves to, I saw it as my chance to give back to humankind. I’m a better person because of it.

As a Sister I’m ever-evolving. Likewise, spiritually I lock my soul under no one belief system. It’s all the same to me when looking underneath the rules, dogma and developed customs. It’s Love, pure and simple.”