Category: Board

Board members of the Abbey of St Joan

Sister Mari Kona de la Verga

Post author By Mari De Varga
Post date September 15, 2024

I’m your local bilingual babe spreading joy throughout the greater Seattle area and beyond! After updating both “Play Fair!” and “¡Juega bien!”, I have spent my time hitting up every bingo, bar, and bacchanal to remind the Queer community of one thing: Do not take yourself so seriously you forget to have fun!

Soy tu bichota bilingüe difundiendo la alegría por Seattle y el resto del mundo. Después de actualizar tanto “Play Fair!” como “¡Juega bien!”, yo me he dedicado a pasar por cada sala de lotería, bar o baccanal para recordar a la comunidad Queer de una cosa: ¡No te tomes tan en serio que olvidas divertirte!

Sister Mari responds to “Hey you!”, “Sister Mari!”, “SISTER!”, “Sor Mari”, “¡Guapa!”, “¡Puta!”, and other accurate flatteries.

Board Fully Professed Prioress (President) Sisters

Sister Mia Schweinsteiger

Post author By Berna Bush
Post date April 22, 2024

Board Fully Professed Mistress of Novices Sisters

Sister MRSA Kitt

Post author By Pristine Chapel
Post date April 27, 2019

Board Deaconess (Treasurer) Fully Professed Mistress of UNPC Sisters

Sister Paddlemé Tooshie

Post author By testlab_ef5k12
Post date May 24, 2011

Spank and Tickle from Sister Paddleme’ Tooshie

I have beleaguered the Seattle Sisters with my presence for the past decade or so. I know it seems like a lifetime- -it has! My life before was dark and tortuous. For some reason Uncle Sam thought my feathered eyelashes didn’t fit under the “good order and discipline” of the United States Navy. Fine! I kept the “discipline” and went to another “order.”

I love being a servant of Seattle through the Abbey of Saint Joan. I get so much joy from talking and sharing with others. My mission has changed over the years. It has now evolved into; I want you to see you from my eyes. You are so beautiful and you deserve to make smart choices with your body.