Category: Ordained Minister

Sister Morgana D. Stroker

Post author By Morgana D'Stroker
Post date September 15, 2024

A community builder, ancestral connector, lore lover. The tales and fables of old tell the truths of our soul and how we navigate the world. Keeping the old traditions and adopting new ones Morgana honors the Nuns Above (Sisters who have passed away) and finding ways to fuse the old traditions with new ways of thinking. Morgana D. Stroker believes that kink play should be de-stigmatized and that shame has no place in a queeratarian’s growth. This queer, non-binary sister has a passion for reclaiming the parts of the calendar that bring trauma or loss to the LGBT community with events like “Tina, Bring Me the Axe”, an event to bring light back to Mother’s Day. In using all the tools in their bag of tricks this sister believes in hard transformations while helping others ground, center, and heal.

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Sister Joy Fillenbryte

Post author By Joy
Post date September 15, 2024

Sister Joy is your friendly neighborhood whimsy clown. Her purpose is truly in her name, joy! She’s always there to share a smile, a giggle, and a fun fact about staying safe while still getting out there and living life to the fullest. When she’s not with her gaggle of Sisters, you’ll most often find her shaking what her mama gave her out in the dance floor.

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Sister Mari Kona de la Verga

Post author By Mari De Varga
Post date September 15, 2024

I’m your local bilingual babe spreading joy throughout the greater Seattle area and beyond! After updating both “Play Fair!” and “¡Juega bien!”, I have spent my time hitting up every bingo, bar, and bacchanal to remind the Queer community of one thing: Do not take yourself so seriously you forget to have fun!

Soy tu bichota bilingüe difundiendo la alegría por Seattle y el resto del mundo. Después de actualizar tanto “Play Fair!” como “¡Juega bien!”, yo me he dedicado a pasar por cada sala de lotería, bar o baccanal para recordar a la comunidad Queer de una cosa: ¡No te tomes tan en serio que olvidas divertirte!

Sister Mari responds to “Hey you!”, “Sister Mari!”, “SISTER!”, “Sor Mari”, “¡Guapa!”, “¡Puta!”, and other accurate flatteries.

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Sister Berna Bush/Brother Jackson Jaxoff

Post author By Sister Amore
Post date June 27, 2021

Hailing from the hills in the eastern-side of the Cascades, Bernadette Bush (Berna) grew up on the internet looking to the rainbow tinged city of the west, and under the watch of gaggles of Lesbians. After making scenes and dreaming big schemes, she gallivanted down to Portland, where she found this odd set of white-faced drag clowns. Befriending a few, she, a young professional lady of drinking joined them and elevated to Novice. After 10+ year journey through deserts, forests and liberal arts school: she is back, in Seattle, with her full-grown wimple. She is back to making scenes and dreaming big schemes.

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Sister Amanda Mount

Post author By Pristine Chapel
Post date December 2, 2017

When did you screw everything up, but no one ever found out it was you?

The Constitution of the United States of America specifically says: “… nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself…” ‘Nuff said.

What would you name your boat if you had one?

The USS Penis Extension

What’s the most useless talent you have?

In a restaurant I can immediately find the person who is chewing with their mouth open in the most disgusting way. Worst. Avenger. Ever. (that’s not true. Doctor Druid was worse, but not by much).

A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?

“Do you have the $200 bucks?” He’s delivering my sheet of acid. Don’t ask him about the sombrero. He doesn’t talk about the sombrero. Ever.

Which storybook/cartoon character turns you on the most?

Alfred. Anyone THAT into service and can keep a bat-cave spotless while sporting such a tight tushy in butler pants is going to be just keen my book. Just keen, I tell you.

Do you have any strange phobias?

Glitter. Ironic, I know. It’s why I am so often heavily medicated on Jack Daniels when you see me.

Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall – over or under?

My husband would like to use this opportunity to say he would be happy with over or under and not sitting on the counter near the toilet. Don’t judge me.

What are three things still left on your bucket list?

Well first, wooden bucket. I know, right? How have I gone this long in life without having a wooden bucket! Second I think would be a glass bucket. Classy. And the third, I would like a bucket made out that stuff they use to make edible panties. Ultimate conversation starter at cocktail parties.

If you could have any one superpower, which would you choose?

My super power would be to take away any super powers from anyone choosing super powers from answering questions like, “If you could have any superpower, which would you choose?” Those people don’t know what they are doing and wasting an incredible gift.

What is one thing that all of your love-interests have had in common?

Me. Also, they all hated coconut. I love coconut. They ALL hated coconut! Who the fuck hates coconut!?!

You’ve been given an elephant. You can’t give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant?

Slap “Gluten Free” stickers on each of his dookies, then sell them on Amazon. Retire in one year to Hawaii. With the elephant, of course. He can bring me coconuts. Seriously, who the fuck doesn’t just love coconuts!

What, or who, are you a “closet” fan of?

Spice Girls. Especially Scary Spice. Well and of course, Posh Spice. My home girl… Sporty Spice too. And my goodness, that Baby Spice! Not Ginger though. Didn’t like her.

Fully Professed Inactive Ordained Minister Sisters

Sister Pussywillow Wilchenot

Post author By Pristine Chapel
Post date June 14, 2017

Equal parts glitter and dirt, Sister Pussywillow Wilchenot’s piercing gaze only means she’s not wearing her glasses. She’s the smallest member, your work-a-day-genderfucking-fem-trans nun, and if you ask just right…well, just be careful what you ask for. She’ll probably give it to you.

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Sister Nadia Ahnwilda

Post author By testlab_ef5k12
Post date May 24, 2011

Being raised in a progressive family, it took me several years to realize that the theory that people are people wasn’t a global view, just the one I had been raised with. My family had friends who were mixed race couples, same sex couples, people from many cultural backgrounds, it all seemed normal to me. When I met my soul mate, he came in the form of a gay man. We lived in a town that was not accepting of who he was and ran off to Seattle and Tacoma to go to the clubs where he could be who he was and just have a good time without worrying about what people there thought. Eventually, we moved to Seattle in the early 90’s, and frequently ran into the Sisters on the hill or went to Bingo the Sisters did, it was always fun and I loved the positive message they had.

Several years later, I had a baby, and my friend had HIV. It was a learning experience, ups and downs, but 12 years later, when he left this realm, it left a huge hole in our hearts and lives. I felt a need to do something for others, to honor this man and try to make it better for others who felt they had to hide part of who they were in any way. About a year after he died, I had the chance to see the Sisters on a regular basis and it hit me that THIS was what I wanted to do! Becoming a Sister has felt like coming home, I love it, but the best part is I am here to tell YOU, you are amazing, special and I think you are perfect being who you are, where you are!