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3rd Annual Sisters Pantry

 

Friday, November 14, 2014 at 12 PM

“Sisters’ Pantry” is a food drive for Chicken Soup Brigade; a project of Lifelong AIDS Alliance. This year, because of rising demand and budgetary constraints, Chicken Soup Brigade is in desperate need of community support. The clients served by Chicken Soup Brigade need toiletries (toothpaste, toothbrushes, soap, shampoo, etc.), canned foods, and dry goods (pasta, beans, rice, etc.).

Collection boxes will be at:

  • R Place
  • CC Attle’s
  • The Wild Rose
  • Madison Pub
  • The Cuff Complex
  • Changes in Wallingford
  • Pike Place Dental
  • Lifelong AIDS Alliance Thrift Store
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Movie Night with Sister Glo – Torch Song Trilogy

 

Friday, November 14, 2014 at 7:30 PM

Seattle Area Support Groups (SASG)

115 15th Ave E, Ste 201, Seattle, Washington 98112

 

Join Sister Glo in the comfort of the SASG living room for a Friday night film.

 

We’ll be watching Torch Song Trilogy, the 1988 “urban comedy-drama spanning nine years in the life of a gay man in New York, centering around the loves of his life, his stormy relationship with his mother, and his hopes to adopt a son.” Harvey Fierstein, a young Matthew Broderick, what’s not to love?!

After we watch, well, you know how it goes – we’ll talk!

This is a FREE, BYOP (bring your own popcorn) event.

The film will begin at 8:00pm.

 

For more information about SASG, please visit their website, http://www.sasgcc.org/

For more information on the film or to watch the trailer, click here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096289/

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The Sisters’ Nightmare: Heroes vs. Villians

 

Wednesday, October 29, 2014 at 8 PM

R Place

619 E Pine St, Seattle, Washington 98122

It’s back again!

Come out and start celebrating before all the ghouls get you! We’ll be hosting our Halloween Costume contest this year at R Place.

Prizes include $1000, $500 and $250 for best costume!

We’ll announce the winners at the stroke of midnight!

Not to be missed!

All proceeds being raised go toward the Sisters’ Granting Fund for 2014/2015.

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Inquisition

Saturday, October 11, 2014 at 9 PM

The Cuff Seattle

1533 13th Ave, Seattle, Washington 98122

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Full Spectrum

Saturday, September 20, 2014 at 6 PM – 9 PM

The Cuff Seattle

1533 13th Ave, Seattle, Washington 98122

Join the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Abbey of St. Joan for a free event that brings together the diversity of the LGBTQ community for a night of celebration and joy.

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The Sisters’ Host the Cuff’s Sunday BBQ

Sunday, August 31, 2014 at 4 PM

The Cuff Seattle

1533 13th Ave, Seattle, Washington 98122

It’s gonna be an amazing Labor Day weekend! Come join us as we host the Cuff’s summer BBQ on Sunday, August 31st starting at 4 pm!

 

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Craptacular Events

CRAPTACULAR! Rummage Sale 2014

Aug 23, 2014 at 11 AM to Aug 24, 2014 at 5:30 PM

 All Pilgrims Christian Church

500 Broadway E, Seattle, Washington 98102

It’s that time of year again!

You got CRAP you don’t want anymore?

Or are you in the market for NEW CRAP?!

The Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence, The Abbey of St. Joan is accepting donations for our annual rummage extravaganza, CRAPTACULAR!

The sale itself will be Sat., August 23, 11 am- 6pm, and Sun., August 24, Noon- 5:30pm, at All Pilgrim’s Christian Church, 500 Broadway East, Seattle.

Donations will be accepted at the church from 6pm til 10 pm at the church Friday, August 22 (rear entry).

Any useable clothing, shoes, household items, books, CDs, electronics, bedding, toys, small furniture & appliances, and assorted tchotchkes, treasures, and tidbits will be gratefully accepted.

We can NOT accept the following:

– No tube televisions

– Large appliances: washers, dryers, refrigerators, stoves, mini fridges

– Automotive items.

– Baby equipment: baby gates, car carriers, car seats, cribs,

swing sets.

– Construction Materials/Equipment: lumber, wood, paint, wall to wall carpet or padding, venetian or vertical blinds, light fixtures, doors, tubs, cabinets, pipes, wheelbarrows, yard tools.

– Flammable/Hazardous Products: BBQ’s, batteries, chemicals, cleaning products, gas cans, paint, propane containers, gas lawn mowers or trimmers, weapons, ammunition.

– Furniture that is torn, stained, or broken.

– Mattesses & box springs, hide-a-beds, bean bag chairs, bunk beds, futons or futon frames, waterbeds, bed frames, coil springs.

– Pets or Pet Related Items: cat condos, dog houses, pet food.

Proceeds to go to All Pilgrim’s Christian Church and the Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence Granting fund.

Any questions may be directed to: srcastrata@yahoo.com

 

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Jockstraps and Glitter 4

 

Saturday, July 26, 2014 at 2 PM

Bobby Morris Playfield

1635 11th Ave, Seattle, Washington 98122

“Jockstraps & Glitter” is back, continuing a tradition of kickball games/fundraisers for the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, the Abbey of St. Joan and Seattle Quake Rugby Club!

Join us at Bobby Morris Playfield next to Cal Andersen Park in the heart of Capitol Hill on Saturday, July 26 at 2PM. It’ll be a sporty, ribald, and REVEALING afternoon, hosted by DonnaTella Howe on the bullhorn to keep things going. Watch us run, kick, catch, and tumble with the rugby boys, who’ll do ANYTHING for a buck. And so shall we!

Our fantastic umpires, current Seattle Leather Daddy Mike Daggs and Seattle Daddy 2010 Mark Handel, will be calling the shots and will making sure we don’t get too far out of line.

We’ll be cheered on by the Seattle Pups and Handlers (SEA-PAH) and the Capitol Hill community, who’ll be opening their pockets to make us yank trousers, pull shirts, snap waistbands, pop veils, and OH, YEAH!!…cheat.

Money being raised this year, goes toward the Sisters’ Granting Fund for 2014/2015, Quake Rugby, and the Seattle Humane Society.

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ADULT CONTENT: The Abbey Turns 18!

Saturday, July 12, 2014 at 7 PM

The Cuff Seattle

1533 13th Ave, Seattle, Washington 98122

Come celebrate 18 years of community, joy, and naughty nuns with The Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence, The Abbey of St. Joan!!!

We’ll be giving out our annual grants to local non-profits on the Cuff patio and shenaniganing the night away!

 

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“The Clap” – It isn’t about applause

By Sister Ophelia Onassis

 

I was talking to a dear friend the other day about my work as a Sister and our efforts to educate our community about safer sex. In a moment of insight, he noted that much is said today about HIV and AIDS prevention, but wondered about prevention information for all the other little nasties that are out there to make our sexual lives, well, shall we say “less satisfying”.

I can tell you that having a burning sensation when I’m in the bathroom doing number 1 is one way to curb my generally rampant libido. I mean, if it burns to pee, something’s wrong! Right? I’m also not turned on by the sight of a creamy or greenish discharge emanating from my sexual partner’s favorite “naughty bits”.

The above are early symptoms of a nasty little germie called Gonorrhea (The Clap). In addition to testicular pain, other symptoms include:

  • Rectal Infection
  • Constipation
  • Creamy, pus-like discharge
  • Itching
  • Painful bowel movement with blood in feces
  • Rectal bleeding

In Women

  • Bleeding between periods
  • Creamy or green, pus-like or bloody vaginal discharge
  • Excessive bleeding during menstrual period
  • Irritation of the vulva
  • Lower abdominal pain
  • Painful intercourse
  • Painful urination (burning sensation)

You see – this little germie is out to make our lives a living hell! It’s been around for quite awhile (hundreds, if not thousands of years). The bacteria that causes The Clap makes itself at home in our warm, mucous areas – like the eyes, nose, throat, vagina, rectum, or penis.

Symptoms generally appear 2 to 7 days after infection in males, but it can take longer for symptoms to appear. This ikky bug is often insidious – sometimes not letting you know that you’ve got an unpleasant tenant calling your beautiful body home. Nearly 80% of women will not exhibit any symptoms of the disease, and neither will 10 – 15% of men.

Left untreated, Gonorrhea can cause epididymitis in men, a condition that is an inflammation of the testicles that causes sterility. In women, Gonorrhea causes abscesses, ectopic pregnancy (pregnancy outside the uterus), PID (spreads from vagina to the fallopian tubes and causes sterility), perhepatitis (an infection around the liver), and sterility. Women can pass the infection to newborns through eye infections as the baby makes its way through the birth canal. In all cases, left to its own devices, Gonorrhea will eventually infect the brain (in rare cases), heart valves, and joints.

You’re probably thinking “Holy Shit!” right now. Well, the good news is that, caught early, Gonorrhea is easily treated. A visit to your doctor, or public health agency clinic, can get you fixed up lickety-split! The doctor will administer penicillin or other antibiotics by pill (if you’re lucky) or by injection (it only hurts a little).

You can prevent transmitting or receiving Gonorrhea by practicing safer sex – use condoms, practice monogamy – and for the love of Pete (or Tom, or Bruce, or Robert, or Keith, or well you get the idea), wash your hands “afterwards” to prevent the spread of the ikkies to your eyes!

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