2012

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Kickstart the dawn of the Post-Apocalyptic Era on Saturday, December 22nd at the Cuff with the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, the Abbey of St. Joan. Enter our raffle to win a Post-Apoc Survival Kit, show off your best Post-Apoc fashion, and help raise funds for Lambert House. We may even have a few Twinkies set aside.

Continuing with our run of toy drives, Night of Misfit Toys 2 is back on its merry way on Friday, December 14th from 7:00pm – 10:00pm. Come out and embrace your inner-misfit toy self and join us for extended happy hour drink AND food specials.

It’s back again this year, and we are bringing our toy drive to OutWest for the Whoville Toy Round-Up on December 7th, from 7:00pm-10:00pm! The Sisters will be collecting new unwrapped children’s toys and clothing items for Rise n’ Shine.

The Sisters are doing a food drive for Chicken Soup Brigade, a program of Lifelong AIDS Alliance. This year, because of rising demand and decreased funding, Chicken Soup Brigade is in need of community support.

In classic Sisterly tradition, Seattle’s nuns will be choosing a celebration of life, memory, and the joy that our community has for each other. We will tour Capitol Hill’s queer community hot spots with a pub crawl, raising a glass or three to toast the memories of those we have lost to HIV, as well as, to celebrate the friends who are still living with the virus.

Congratulations to our newly elected officers and directors. Sister Dinah Douche was elected Sub-Prioress/Mistress of Novices, Sister Yuriko Lo Mein was elected Deaconess, and the new Directors are Sister Salomé Getzhed, Sister Bebe Jeebus, and Sister Ophelia Onassis

Welcome Postulant Imma B. Devine!

At R Place

Benefit dinner/auction raising money for GSBA Scholarship Fund

You are cordially invited to Beer & Blasphemy, presented by The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Abbey of Saint Joan! On Sunday, November 11th, from 4:00pm to 7:00 pm on a most sacrilegious day, we will be bringing you beer, blasphemous performances and the Wheel of Misfortune!

An erotic art show and charity auction presented by The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence®, The Abbey of St. Joan, on November 10, 2012 at the Electric Tea Garden, 1402 E. Pike St. (entrance is on 14th). Enjoy live and silent auctions of erotic art, donated by talented local artists.

Sisters selling raffle tickets at this event!

It’s gonna be a sausage fest! We are serving up some HOT MEAT on October 20th at the Cuff Complex. The proceeds from the event will benefit POCAAN (People of Color Against AIDS Network).

At Lobby Bar

Attendees of Inquisition may bribe Sister Inquisitors to arrest their friends on a charge of heresy. The accused can either confess and purchase an indulgence from a Sister or be “tortured” for a confession by one of our volunteer Leathermen or Leatherwomen.

On this date Postulant Shake N Bake progresses to Novice Sister Hi-Mae

Pilgrim’s Church

Pilgram’s Church

YES! It’s back for the third year in a row! The Sisters or Perpetual Indulgence, The Abbey of St. Joan VS Seattle Quake Rugby FC for our annual Kickball re-match! Come on down to the Cal Anderson play fields on Saturday the 28th at 2 pm and have some fun with scantily clad Sisters and even more scantily clad ruggers!

Bring your happy canine companion to the Plymouth Pillars off-leash Park at Boren and Pine, and one of our fabulous Sisters will scrub the dirt right off your pooch!

Celebrating with the fabulous Piecora’s, we will be celebrating 16 years of Perpetual Indulgence with the Abbey.

At Piecora’s

The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence: Abbey of St Joan distributed over $12,000 to local community organizations from our Charity Grant Fund.

Hing Hay Park in Seattle Chinatown

Hard Rock Cafe

On this date Postulant Anna Lee Stuft progressed to Novice Ann E. Lingus

Welcome postulant Shake N Bake!

Bremerton

On this date Postulant Beyoncé progressed to Novice Sister Beyoncé Ving

You are cordially invited to join The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Abbey of St. Joan, in celebrating the natal day of Sr. Castrata Stigmata BananaFana Fo-Fata aka Brother Otto Erotik. It is her 55th year on the planet, as well as her 15th year as a Sister of The Abbey, and she would adore your presence for an evening of fun, frolic and slightly naughty versions of your favorite birthday party games!

Come out for a Bake n’ Bowl event like NUN-OTHER!! We are bringing in the spring with a Bowling event and Bake Sale. We’ll have an array of different delicious treats while you are knocking down the pins, working to score that perfect 300!

Seattle Art Museum

Welcome Postulant Calista “Clitta” Taurus

Join the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, The Abbey of St Joan and the LOVELY LADIES of the Lashes Show with our fabulous hostess, as always, Lady Chablis as we pull out all the stops once again to give you a Valentine’s event like none other!

On this date Postulant Carlotta Luvtu Cher progresses to Novice Sister Carlotta Luvtu Cher

On this date Postulant Heidi Salami progresses to Novice Sister Heidi Salami