When did you screw everything up, but no one ever found out it was you?
The Constitution of the United States of America specifically says: “… nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself…” ‘Nuff said.
What would you name your boat if you had one?
The USS Penis Extension
What’s the most useless talent you have?
In a restaurant I can immediately find the person who is chewing with their mouth open in the most disgusting way. Worst. Avenger. Ever. (that’s not true. Doctor Druid was worse, but not by much).
A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?
“Do you have the $200 bucks?” He’s delivering my sheet of acid. Don’t ask him about the sombrero. He doesn’t talk about the sombrero. Ever.
Which storybook/cartoon character turns you on the most?
Alfred. Anyone THAT into service and can keep a bat-cave spotless while sporting such a tight tushy in butler pants is going to be just keen my book. Just keen, I tell you.
Do you have any strange phobias?
Glitter. Ironic, I know. It’s why I am so often heavily medicated on Jack Daniels when you see me.
Which way does your toilet paper hang on the wall – over or under?
My husband would like to use this opportunity to say he would be happy with over or under and not sitting on the counter near the toilet. Don’t judge me.
What are three things still left on your bucket list?
Well first, wooden bucket. I know, right? How have I gone this long in life without having a wooden bucket! Second I think would be a glass bucket. Classy. And the third, I would like a bucket made out that stuff they use to make edible panties. Ultimate conversation starter at cocktail parties.
If you could have any one superpower, which would you choose?
My super power would be to take away any super powers from anyone choosing super powers from answering questions like, “If you could have any superpower, which would you choose?” Those people don’t know what they are doing and wasting an incredible gift.
What is one thing that all of your love-interests have had in common?
Me. Also, they all hated coconut. I love coconut. They ALL hated coconut! Who the fuck hates coconut!?!
You’ve been given an elephant. You can’t give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant?
Slap “Gluten Free” stickers on each of his dookies, then sell them on Amazon. Retire in one year to Hawaii. With the elephant, of course. He can bring me coconuts. Seriously, who the fuck doesn’t just love coconuts!
What, or who, are you a “closet” fan of?
Spice Girls. Especially Scary Spice. Well and of course, Posh Spice. My home girl… Sporty Spice too. And my goodness, that Baby Spice! Not Ginger though. Didn’t like her.
It was not so long ago that the average lifespan of someone diagnosed with HIV was about 10 years; today – with access to uninterrupted healthcare, an HIV+ person can expect to have a close to normal lifespan. King County’s progress in responding to HIV has been remarkable. But we’re not done – The 14th Annual Stronger Together World AIDS Day Breakfast on December 1st is both a celebration of achievements and a rallying cry to end AIDS in Washington by 2020.
Join your Seattle Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, The Abbey Of St. Joan, for their annual Walking Wake, Friday, December 1st.
The Walking Wake is a celebration in honor of the many people who fight the battle against HIV and it’s stigma, as well as to remember the lives we’ve lost to the war. In classic New Orleans style, we’ll be making a joyous journey across Capitol Hill, hitting some of the great queer locations, and raising a glass to praise and rejoice in our community, and all the amazing people in it.
The event begins at Diesel, at 8:30, and will continue down the Pike/Pine corridor, at everyone’s leisure. The Sisters can not wait for our beloved friends to join us, in this annual event that has occurred for over 15 years!
Join SEA-PAH and the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Abbey of Saint Joan as we bring you one of the most fabulous Best in Show productions yet!
Best in Show is an annual contest that turns the idea of contest on it’s head. Competitors are asked to, above all else, have fun. Teams of competitors are pitted against each other to perform two scenes for the audience, judging is live, judges can be bribed, or in any other way persuaded, to adjust their scores by the audience, and the audience can increase a Team’s score through donations in their name.
Best in Show is designed to remove the stress of the title contest and encourage the contestants to have fun and be themselves while the audience gets involved and is entertained. Every year the funds raised from Best in Show are used to provide SEA-PAH with a specific organizational need, or are used to assist in a worthy cause.
Saturday, November 4th
Door 5, Show 6
15 Gen/ 25 VIP
Hosted by Aleska Manilla and Alexis Boom Boom Cheesecake
Join the Imperial Sovereign Court of Seattle, the Olympic and Rainier Empire for the 54th Annual Mr and Miss Gay Seattle Pageant: Space Galaxy a night of peace love and unity! We would also love to welcome our Special guest performer Vicky Vox. If you are interested in running or have questions, contact Miss Gay Seattle 53, Londyn Bradshaw, Mr Gay Seattle 41, Joe Torres, Rainier 43, Nicholas Storm (Nick Milhoan) or Olympia 46, Merry Lubealot Peters (Brian Steen).
Be on the watchout for the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Abbey of St. Joan as we go around helping to sell raffle tickets! One of us has the winning ticket, we guarantee it!
Break out your flashiest outfit and join us at Stella Steps Out, an annual fundraiser for BABES Network-YWCA!
Enjoy a lively evening of dancing, food & drinks, remembrance, and celebration. And most importantly, uplift the work of BABES Network-YWCA, a unique program that provides critical peer support to women facing HIV and their families.
Join the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence as we celebrate the High Holy Day of the queer life, HALLOWEEN! It is going to be a grand time. Come in your favorite costume for a chance to win fabulous prizes!
Doors at 7pm
Costume Contest 7-10pm
Prizes: 1st Place – $1000, 2nd Place – $500, 3rd Place – $250
